"Now Accepting Gently Used Baby Mamas" Trucker Hat
Looking for love in all the unconventional places? Tired of swiping right on people with no kids, no personality, and no PTO? Well friend, this hat’s for you.
Crafted on the world-famous OTTO premium foam trucker (because you deserve world-class headwear while making questionable life choices), this electric blue masterpiece doesn’t just make a statement — it files for joint custody.
🔹 Features:
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Bold front patch that says what you're too afraid to text.
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Snug foam fit for the kind of comfort only found in 2AM fast food runs and child support court.
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Durable snapback to adjust for heads swollen with confidence and charm.
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Trucker style to complete your "I might be a stepdad, but I'm a cool one" aesthetic.
Wear it to your next cookout, PTA meeting, or family court hearing. Let the world know: you're single, open-minded, and ready to co-parent.
