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These NSFW Christmas Decorations Are Sure To Make Your Granny Blush

These NSFW Christmas Decorations Are Sure To Make Your Granny Blush

There are two types of people in this world: People who put up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, and those who throw a fit when they see people decorating before Thanksgiving. Either way, it is safe to say that Christmas decorating time is in full swing, and we just had to share these totally inappropriate (but still hilarious) Christmas decorations that will make your grandma blush when she comes to visit:

Kids go crazy for the semi-creepy elf that seems to magically appear after Thanksgiving and moves around the house each night. But sometimes the Elf of the Shelf can get himself into a little bit of trouble.

Like when he poops in your favorite holiday candle:

Or when he lets a few hot Barbies influence him to make bad decisions.

When it comes to decorating the outside of your home for Christmas, there are many ways to make your home uniquely you. There are also a few ways that are sure to cause the neighbors to leave a strongly worded note on your front door. Like this one: 

And this one too.

Decorating the Christmas tree is always a signature part of getting ready for the holidays. It’s always fun to combine classic family heirlooms with modern decorations to create a beautiful tree that reflects your past, present, and future. This year, sneak a few R-rated ornaments onto your tree to spice things up a bit.

Like this jolly Santa ornament with perfectly placed Santa hat.

And the only appropriate attire for Christmas decorating is an adult-themed ugly sweater, right?

There’s something a little exciting about sneaking a few NSFW Christmas ornaments into your holiday decorating.

Are there any R-rated decorations in your holiday boxes this year?

A Few Adult Beverages You Must Try This Holiday Season

A Few Adult Beverages You Must Try This Holiday Season

Let's be honest. For most of us, we're going to need a little alcohol to get through this holiday season. Whether it's dealing with the in-laws or going to that snoozefest of a company Christmas party, a little booze can go a long way. Check out these ingenious ways to incorporate your favorite adult beverage into the holiday season:

Budweiser's Limited-Time Holiday Beer Cans

First of all, have you seen the new Budweiser holiday cans? The holiday-inspired cans are out for a limited time but can make you feel extra fancy when you are chugging your favorite Budweiser. The cans feature gorgeous snow-covered landscapes and the signature Budweiser Clydesdale horses, and are the perfect addition to your next holiday party. According to the website, these holiday beer cans will be available in 24 and 30 packs until the end of the year. 

Adult's Only Hot Chocolate

There's only one thing better than sipping hot chocolate around a bonfire to help get you in the mood for Christmas. And that's spiked hot chocolate. Pull out your favorite tin cups, a couple of fluffy marshmallows, and a few simple ingredients, and you've got a classic hot chocolate with a twist. Here's the recipe: 

  • Whisk together milk, half-and-half, dulce de leche, and cinnamon sticks.
  • Bring to a simmer, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat; cover and let stand 10 minutes.
  • Return mixture to a simmer. Gradually whisk in finely chopped dark chocolate, whisking until melted and smooth.
  • Remove from heat and stir in pure vanilla extract, kosher salt, and bourbon, Discard cinnamon sticks. Serve warm.

Christmas Shots

While you can't go wrong with tequila shots around the Christmas Tree, we found a few festive shot recipes that will warm everybody else on a cold winter evening. The Snowshoe is a classic whiskey shot (typically made with Wild Turkey Bourbon) and offset by the refreshing flavor of peppermint schnapps. The Polar Bear is the perfect mix of white crème de cacao liqueur and peppermint schnapps, and The Oatmeal Cookie is a delicate balance of butterscotch schnapps, Irish cream, Jägermeister and cinnamon schnapps. If you've got an experienced bartender in your group of friends, challenge them to a Santa Shot: A carefully layered drink of grenadine, green crème de menthe, and peppermint schnapps.

Seasonal And Festive Holiday Beers

If you don't have time to make a creative holiday cocktail, swing by the local grocery store and pick up some festive holiday beers. Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale, Highland Cold Mountain Winter Ale, and Samuel Adams Winter Lager All have bold flavors that pair well with all of the rich foods on your holiday menu. 

Whether you're hosting a holiday bonfire with friends, or just trying to make it through another dinner with your nagging Aunt Lou, these holiday-inspired alcoholic drinks are the perfect addition to your holiday wish list.